Size
(when grown) Large 61-100 lbs (28-45 kg)
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Story
YEAH BABY, YEAH!! Allow myself to introduce....myself. My name's Mojo! I'm a Border Collie, 8 years old (but I'm still groovy, baby!), 60 lbs, & I have a black & white coloring.
Alright, throw me a frickin' bone here! I may be a bit older, but I'm not THAT bloody old. I'm just livin' like were in the swingin' 60's, love! If we're gettin' into all those "technicalities" I wasn't actually alive then, but age is just a number, baby, it's all about the mindset! Us Border Collies are originally from the UK, so now that I'm in America, you can refer to me as the "International Dog of Mystery!" I was on a cheeky lil' spy mission up north, but my partners (or "owners" as some people would call them) left me behind. I'd give them a good judo chop if I could! An officer in that area that knew me brought me here. He's a good bloke, that one. Salt of the Earth! I came in lookin' just mingin' all covered in muck, but I got a bath an' a lil' trim & I'm good as new! It's a bit borin' here though, innit? I've had bugger all to do. I'm in this kennel most of the day, & I've gotta take turns goin' outside with some of the other dogs. It's not all bad, though. There are some groovy-lookin' gals in this place! They're always nice to have a gander at! They might prefer some of the younger lads in here rather than an old chap like me, but I always catch them havin' a quick gander over in my direction! They can't resist after I show them my beautiful howling voice! I've still got it, baby! I'm a right gentleman, though. After a play date (I could play fetch for hours!) I get absolutely knackered & need to rest a bit, & that's wen I'll be ready for a nice cuddlin' session. Oh, behave baby! I'm not the uppity "posh & proper" type! I don't need some fancy ol' place to live in. As long as I've got a lovely someone to swing with, everything will be groovy with me, baby!
Just between us, mate, I may act outgoing & confident on the outside, but once you get to know me, You'll see I'm actually a more quiet, loving ol' boy. I'd love to have a partner who sees that & is willing to give me plenty more happy years before I go! I've still got plenty of Mojo left, baby!
I'll still need to be neutered before I can leave. If you're lookin' for a swingin' partner to help you get that lost Mojo back, look no further baby!
