Size
(when grown) X-Large 101 lbs (46 kg) or more
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Story
Meet Olympia JuM Okay folks, it's called Hamburger Halper for a reason, it means you litterally need to mix in hamburger into the sauce and noodles. Do not substitoot with ground turkey, it isn't called Turkey Halper. And no Karen, it doesn't taste just the same. It doesn't. Why am I going on about Hamburger Halper? So you can relate to the following bamboozlement: Picture it. San Antonio, 2020. My Human Assistant tried to substitoot the usual pork hotdog weenie with turkey. I require pork hotdog weenies, no subsitootions. No milk bones. No, "here have a chicken jerky instead. Or "How about a stale piece of cardboard biscuit. No. Thank. You. I require the finest juiciest oinkiest Oscar Mayer has to offur. I will spit anything else out. Immediately. When you do offur me a hotdog weenie, I gently take it from your finger tips. Even tho life has not always been gentle to me. I was surrendered to the city shelter for being unruly and unmanageable. One hundred and 10 pounds of bull in a China shop at 8 months old and still growing. Not my fault. No one ever bothered to teach me even one p or q so how could I mind my p & q's. I have a Human Assistant that is attempting to teach me how to act like a civilized canine. I will follow her on a leash, when I feel like it. When I have to do a scary or new task, I prefur my Human Assistant to go furst and coax me along. Needless to say we are going to need a bigger crate. This contraption will not fit a nearly 6 foot human lady plus a 110 pound Great Dane. Although we should give it a go just for the chuckles sake. I much prefur soft beds. I invited my Human Assistant to sit with me on my xxL bed by nose nudging her into place. Then I carefully pawceeded to wriggle my way onto her lap. This woman has the audacity to say "Olympia, you are too big for my lap. Audacity. Crank it up buttercup, I can make myself fit, I am tiny, I am dainty, I am a feather. I would do best in a home with someone who will not mind working with me on crate training. Or. Perhaps willing to just nix the entire crate idea. I need a playmate my size, not my delusional dimunitive mouse size, but my actual 100 plus size. I am quite ruff when I play and actual small doggies will be trampled. I repeat, they will be trampled. I'm a one woman stampede. I desire a large yard. I love to gallop like an Appaloosa wild horse. Tag and "I'll race ya are my favorite games. I always win. Always. I am looking for a home where a large gal will be coddled yet "taught boundaries and manners as per my Human Assistant. I arrived at the city shelter with some puncture wounds on my back legs so I was not always treated the best. I want a home that will halp me live my best life. And. Under no circumstances make zero substitootions for hotdogs or Hamburger Halper. Basics: Olympia JuM- female, 8 months, 110 lbs and growing, Great Dane, good with dogs, rough player so best with large dogs, sweet and gentle with humans, can be a challenge during new experiences and requires much coaxing and hotdog pieces, no one ever taught her manners but there is plenty of time for that Local adoption fee $500.00 (within Texas) Out of State adoption fee $800.00 (with transport out of Texas)
