Size
(when grown) Med. 26-60 lbs (12-27 kg)
Details
Not good with kids,
Good with dogs,
Not good with cats,
Needs experienced adopter,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
Hellooooo....ladies (hopefully that reads as slightly sexy/creepy, that’s the intent).
I’m hungry, where’s the beef??!!
Oh...that’s me! I’m the beef. Meatball, here! Still looking for that special adopter to let me do my own thing. Do you have snacks? Do you like being chunky and lazy? If so, you’re qualified!
These crazy rescue ladies say snacks and laziness don’t qualify someone to adopt but that’s ridiculous. My shapely figure proves that snacks and a comfortable place to sleep are all I need. Well...not all I need...I like attention too. A lot of attention! I want to be pet, I want to lay around, I want you to bring me snacks and I want you to bring me snacks. Did I say that twice?? That was on purpose. Bring me two snacks.
Since my last post, I haven’t changed much. I still want to do nothing and I still don’t want to listen. I’m old and wise. You worry about your life and stop worrying about what I’m doing.
There is one new thing though...I’ll go in a crate now. There’s literally no reason for that though. I’m potty trained, I don’t chew and I don’t do anything but lay around. My foster mom has been adamant that I must be crate trained for my new home so I’ve been throwing her a bone and going in it. Actually, she’s been throwing me the bone, a nice tasty one. She throws it in the crate and then I’ll go in. Once I go in, I sit nicely and don’t cause a fuss. But I’m going to stare at you and shame you with my eyes because there’s no need for me to be in this crate.
I’m still an old man (8 years old) pretty set in my ways. But my ways make sense. Feed me, pet me, don’t ask me to do anything. I’m tired and hungry!! Naps are life.
If you think you’d like to pet me and feed me, I’m open to exploring my options. You can fill out an application at animalheartline.org and one of the crazy ladies will contact you. Make sure you list your favorite dog treats on the application and the flavor you plan to buy. My applications aren’t first come, first served. The snacks matter. Oh, yeah...I’m good with other dogs and I need a fenced yard.
